"Oh Brother..."

"Umm... what is that thing....."




"You expect me to believe THAT is the alien from Mommy's Belly??"




"Seriously?? That's Baby Lillian?? I hope you realize this doesn't make much sense, Daddy."




"You've GOT to be kidding me... She's coming HOME with us??? I have to like, SHARE things with her?? Oh brother..."



"Oh brother... this is going to be rough..."




"She's stinky though... You're going to make her not be stinky, right???"




"Wait... what is this whole 'You must protect her' bit... I don't think that I'm going to like that part."




"Okay, but can I just tell you the reasons why this just isn't going to work for me??"




"Oh yeah, I get that you're saying that she's cute and all... but I sure hope that she realizes that I'm the real deal around here.. I mean, the shirt says it all... I'm kind of a big deal... watch where you're steppin little sister..."



"So you're serious?? She's really coming home with us? I have to just get used to it?? I'm going to need some time to digest this..."





"Well, I guess she's cute enough to keep..."








Here I am introducing the kids.